“Were it left to me to decide
whether we should have a government without newspapers,
newspapers without a government,
I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter”
I am sure President Joyce Banda must have been having a terrible day or she simply might have waken up from the wrong side of her executive bed for her to make those amazing remarks against the media the other day. I was not surprised Moses Kunkuyu, him of the thankless task of cleaning up when the government – especially the President – messes up, lamely tried to spruce up government’s relationship with the media.
But Kunkuyu’s trite
Unlike President Jefferson of old, whose iconic statement a couple of centuries ago immortalised him as an advocate of an open government, Joyce Banda does not like the media one bit. She would rather go about her noble task of distributing cows unencumbered by twits with pens scribbling away, microphones obstructing her way or cameras blinding her view.
Joyce Banda wants the serenity of Sanjika Palace unbothered by a cacophony of ungrateful loudmouths who have not seen anything good in her collecting over US 1bn from the West for our near-dry national coffers in the short time she has been in State House.
She doesn’t have time for inimical journalists who cannot appreciate that Barack Obama, him who rules the free world, saw it fit to invite her for a chat at the White House while her predecessors could only sniff the coveted address in Washington from tourist brochures. (Never mind that one Hastings Kamuzu Banda toasted Lyndon Johnston back in 1967 at the same White House!)
But, seriously, does the President really hate the media with such a passion that she has no time read newspapers or watch herself on MBC TV? My! This is more than serious! Surely my good President doesn’t believe one moment that she has such a treasonously murderous media capable of sniffing the life out of a whole president!
The Muckraker has no issues with Abiti; he certainly doesn’t want to despatch her to her maker a second early than the Big Kahuna in the skies pre-destined.
But he has a message for the President: because she doesn’t read newspapers or watch TV maybe that’s why she sometimes makes these strange – I do not want to use the word ‘bad’ – decisions.
The media, especially the newspapers she passionately loathes these days, have always been with her when her estranged eccentric boss was dragging her in the mud.
Had it not been for the media Bingu and his
Indeed if it weren’t for the unfettered media the mechanisations of the ‘Mid Night 12’ would have come to pass. We could’ve been sold the dummy that ‘Daniel Phiri’ was sent to South Africa while ‘Bingu wa Mutharika’ was enjoying a well-deserved holiday in Perth, Australia, during those three mad days of April.
But the media, the same Joyce Banda abhors now, called the ‘Mid Night 12’’s bluff and helped the constitutional order to take its course. Thus Joyce Banda rode on the crest of such unfettered fight. Now the chief beneficiary of such unfettered media cannot come back to stab the back of the benefactor. They say a good turn deserves another.
The President’s disdain of the media exposes her soft under belly. It tells of an insecure leader who hates to hear the hard truth; it tells us she is a leader who likes to be caressed with sugar-coated lies. Such leaders, Abiti must be warned, easily turn into dictators. And, in this day and age, dictators – unfortunately – do not survive.
Abiti’s outbursts excite some uncomfortable thoughts. If she is being this rough with the media now she is just an “accidental president” brought forth by an accident of fate, shall the same follow when Malawians give her the mandate to govern next year?