Because of the increase in the price of fuel n the scarcity of the kwacha,the following changes are for your notification
1.Any girlfriend who lives outside a 5km radius will now be considered a long distance relationship..
2.No taxis anymore,, use buses when coming and no refund!! If you want a refund we need a valid receipt.
3.Blantyre, Mzuzu, Zomba, Karonga etc is now considered abroad.
4.Things are hard now.. if am drinking Green naweso ndi Green,, I can tolerate Stout or Special, if u want Hunters, Savanna or Sminoff spin, or Cocktails buy them yourrself..
Please note, the above is with immediate effect ..Thank