MALAWI NEWLY APPOINTED CABINET IS LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL TEAM IN ENGLAND – CHECK IT OUT!!
BY: Charles Chimbalanga (edited by Malawi Times)
The new Malawi cabinet is like Man U.
Joyce Banda is like Moyes ( inheritance)
Uladi Mussa is like Giggs (outdated),
Khumbo Kachale is like Rio Ferdinand (spoiled brat getting a jersey for being there for SAF)
Ken Kandodo is like Anderson (he can be a star because he is from Brazil / Kasungu. Related to Pele Ken related to Kamuzu )
John Bande is like Nani (headless)
Sosten Gwengwe is like RVP (seasonal)
Yeremiah Chihana is like Chicharito (non existant),
Ibrahim Matola is like Evra (unnecessary runs)
Lucious Kanyumba is like Cleverly (only the manager knows why using him)
Sidik Mia is like Vidik (serving manager of the day)
Henry Phoya is like Carrick (only his friends and relatives knows that he is good)
Eunice Kazembe is like Chinji Kagawa (wrong position if he plays)
Gotani Hara is like Zaha (why having this one)
Abel Kayembe is like Phil Jones (he is the only person who knows why he is still in EPL/ cabinet)
Annita Kalinde is like Ashley Young (even the manager knows he dives/ corrupt but still uses him)
Fahad Assani is like Wayne Rooney (he doesn’t know why the manager is still fielding him).
Supporters are the common denominator. Man U can do better without Moyes and his circus just like Malawi can do without Joyce Banda and this circus. Good day.