“We haven’t paid civil servants their December salaries because they would squander them and suffer in January” — Government.

So, you are a civil servant!?

Your salary, the little you get, is not yet in! And, the state President wishes you wonderful celebrations and you curse her for that since your account has not registered that the salary is yet in.

Well, stop complaining. Find something to do. If anything, go to the Presidential rallies and join the Chiongolero choir and cheer on the President. Promise her another term for she is a thoughtful President.

Reports we have indicate that it is love for the civil servants that government is yet to pay them their December salaries.

According to research conducted by some nameless organization, most civil servants blow their salaries on the 25th and 31st of December. This is sad, and pathetic.

As a result, President Banda has been moved to protect the civil servants. So, she won’t deposit that money you desperately need in your account until the festivities are over.

Can love surpass that?

Let us all join in a chorus and sing ‘Mayi Banda Chiongolero, dziko lonse la Malawi!’

LOL!