In today’s most recent religious fail-worthy news, a Christian woman is filing suit against the entire LGBT world.
According to a recent article from RawStory, Nebraska native, Sylvia Driskell, has filed a lawsuit against all people who identify as LGBT. The case has been filed in the Omaha District Court as ‘Driskell v. Homosexuals’.
The best part of this story is that the plaintiff handwrote the lawsuit case on lined notebook paper.
The seven page long scribbled lawsuit rambles on and on about the bible’s definitions on the sins of homosexuality and also details how Driskell is filing the suit because she has been sent as an ambassador of God and his son, Jesus Christ.
Watch out, homosexuals. Sylvia Ann Driskell has a bone to pick with each and every one of you. She’s suing every homosexual in the world for, wait for it, being gay.
Last week, the 66-year-old Nebraska woman filed a rambling, seven-page handwritten lawsuit with the U.S. District Court of Omaha to be heard “in the matter of homosexuality. Is homosexuality a sin, or not a sin?”
In the lawsuit, Driskell calls herself an ambassador for God and his son, Jesus H. Christ. She cites the Webster English Dictionary, the Bible, and herself as evidence to support her case. She also misspells the word liar as “lier” several times and demonstrates a complete lack of understanding in how to properly use a comma.
The good folks over at got their hands on a copy of Driskell’s lawsuit and, we have to say, it makes for quite an entertaining read.
Since no attorney is willing to touch the case of Driskell v. Hom0sexuals, Driskell will be representing herself.
No word yet on who will be representing every single gay person in the world.