Comedian Andrea Thonyiwa, popularly known as Mr. Jokes MARRIAGE OVER IN...

He might have joked about failed marriages several times before but this is no longer a joke as Mr. Jokes has filed for divorce...

Humor : DR H. Kamuzu Banda’s speeches,interpreted in chichewa by John...

DR BANDA: My fellow Malawians do you want multiparty in Malawi? JOHN TEMBO : A malawi kodi mukufuna matimati,kodi mukufuna nkhondo? ------ Dr BANDA: some areas are facing drought especially in...

Humor : 2014 National Team Call Up

As the count down to May 2014 elections draws closer to the first vote cast with now exactly a year away, most stakeholders are...

Musamangoti ali ku South Africa, izi ndi zina zomwe a Malawi...

1. Kukwatira nkhalamba za ku Joni cholinga apatsidwe citizenship. Zamanyazi 2. Kugwira ntchito kwa anthu ena ongobwera monga ma burundi, ma somali ndi ena. Hahahaha 3....

Press Release From: Boyfriend Association of Malawi (BAM)

Dear Girlfriends, Because of the increase in the price of fuel n the scarcity of the kwacha,the following changes are for your notification 1.Any girlfriend who...

Mike Tyson sex change operation ‘a complete success’, say surgeons

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.jsFormer undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be...

Malawi/Tanzania border dispute to be settled in a swimming contest

A joint press release, from the two sides, says Malawi and Tanzania have decided to settle matter of who owns Lake Nyasa/Malawi through...

Facebook to close over 83 million fake accounts

One of the downsides to being a public company is that it’s harder to keep company secrets, secret. This week, a Facebook public...

JB succumbing to Western Economic Pressure?

The former president BinguwaMutharika refused to abide by western influence and as a result of that, economic sanctions were placed on Malawi. The...

MASESE GOSSIP

After having gone on a sabbatical leave, hibernating beneath the rocky Hora Mountains in the terrains of mbelwa, I decided to bid farewell...

THE TALE OF THE ONE CHEAP M.P

From the Horse's Mouth For weekend blues cannot be compared to the Monday drooze, so goes the booze saying. Coming from a weekend of...

PIC of NAZI-BINGU

 

President Obama drunk takes you to your Memorial Day destination

Conan O’Brien revisited the “slow down the audio to make someone sound drunk” meme that was popular a little while back with this...

Education

Promoting an office

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a...

Crazy people talk

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the...

FRIDAY MASESE GOSSIP

Friday Masese Gossip is a new gossip kid on the gossip block,for your info pleasure, mere innuendos, gossip that is making rounds and...

Employee Handbook

UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing K30,...

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