Jacob Zuma confesses to practising witchcraft

South African President, Jacob Zuma, has told how he used to practise witchcraft against white people.

Speaking to supporters at KaNyamazane, outside Mbombela in Mpumalanga yesterday, Zuma said he had a history in Ka-Nyamazane.

“That’s why I came here now,” he said, speaking in isiZulu.

“I’m home here. I used to practice witchcraft around here, bewitching Boers during apartheid,” the President reportedly said.

Zuma went on to promise the crowd that if the ANC was re-elected with over 90% of the popular vote, he would come back to the village to celebrate.

“If you give us 90% upwards during the elections, we are coming here to slaughter cows. Less than 90% and I don’t come,” he said.

He told the crowd the ANC will run South Africa forever and ever and that he wanted to change the constitution, but needed a big win to do so.

“We want a huge majority this time because we want to change certain things that couldn’t be changed with a small majority . . . People talk about a constitution they have never seen. We saw that constitution,” he said.

The ANC government is predicted to win this year’s elections with around 60% of the vote, but experts forecast it will lose some popular support.