10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors

NOTE: That a guy offers any of the aforementioned items does not necessarily mean it’s a yardstick for being broke, but most often than not, it’s one of those things we are talking about . This write-up contains exaggerations to a large extent

*Clear throat*

I shall discuss things broke guys normally use to entertain female visitors 10 Things Broke Guys Use To Entertain Female Visitor

1. Soft drink

Undoubtedly, soft drink are what a proportion of broke guys normally use to entertain their female visitors

2. Pure Water.

Some of them will take their female visitor to an eatery and will go to the counter themselves and order for her, without even asking her what she would like to take or not. These kinds of dudes are most likely to order snacks such as egg-roll, meat pie, and soft drinks

3. Rice

This reminds me of a time a lady visited me in school. Make I no lie, na N50 remain for my hand that day after buying a bottle of kerosene used to cook concotion rice. I inquired what I should offer her and said she had no appetite. I smiled to God for answering my prayers. After about three hours, she said I should get her shawama and I began to sweat profusely. I couldn’t but serve her my concotion rice

4. Milk and Biscuit

As funny as it sounds, some use it

5. Nsima 

As funny as it sounds, I’m guilty of this. I have once offered Nsima to my female visitor. Make una no blame me ooooo, na my pocket empty that day ooooo

6. Thobwa 

Some will give her only Thobwa without adding anything to it.

7. Chips and Egg

A few Poly students used to do this before his life changed for good

8. They offer Nothing

For the broke ones who are very smart, will resort to entertain her by acting like clowns. However, they will start acting like Papa Ajasco so that the lady will laugh till she leaves

9. They Borrow Movies 

For those who have a TV, they will borrow movies from their friend. They will entertain her with movies