Walmart may have the wildest deals around, but it’s recently become a goldmine for more than just rollback prices. With stores in every single state, it’s become a treasure of sociological research in the age of smartphones. People just can’t help but snap and post some of the wackiest folks popping up at this iconic superstore. With more than 11,695 locations, you’re bound to have at least a few crazies going in and out every day! It’s no conspiracy, really.
Have you ever been desperately hungry just before bed? We all have, honestly. But who can say they went nude straight to Walmart, barely blanketed? Only this woman, we hope.
Home Spa Honey
There’s no question that masking has become a serious trend in the beauty world. Mud may sound like it doesn’t belong on the face, but any skin guru will tell you to think again!
The ladies department usually carries more experimental, trendy clothing in most stores. Men often stick with the basics, but this couple is breaking the mold!
Public Service Announcement
In case you were wondering. this man has no intention of violating the guidelines. Not only does he plan to stay several meters away from you. but he expects the same. Punching is a punishment he’s not afraid to dole out!
Sanitary Or Safe?
Look, the virus is deadly. But some of these masks might actually kill people just from laughter! What is this older couple thinking, for the love of Walmart?
Fashion Police 911
Many may actually be scared looking at this photo. It’s beyond simply amusement, and it’s not clear why Walmart didn’t stop this woman at the entrance! Was it Halloween, at least?
Burn, Baby Burn
Let’s hope this girl is heading straight for the Aloe Vera section, because goodness gracious. This is one beet red back, and painful to even look at!
What A Weiner
Okay Mr. cool guy, we see you. Hot dog costumes like that don’t happen everyday, but it still begs the question: Why today?
Check My Toes Out
Some may wonder if this is the beginning of a trend. Fashion can be unpredictable, after all! Was this bought a couture shop? Is this lady just ahead of the trend, unlike us?
Walmart is famous for its competitor busting specials, so maybe his woman is just enjoying a ‘buy one get one free’ puppy sale. What are the odds?
Masked And Ready
It seems there has been a big misunderstanding here. Walmart employees do try their best, at least sometimes. But putting a medical mask on Corona beer? Why, that’s just lazy thinking!
Rapunzel Rapunzel, Let Down Your Hair
Did Rapunzel eventually escape the tower, lose her dress sense, and the total desire to brush her hair? Why, yes. And then, she gained a few pounds, aged a few years, and decided to visit Walmart.
The Grim Beaker
It’s true that the COVID-19 epidemic has led to mass mask-wearing around the world. And for good reason! All those sneaky particles can come from anywhere, and everywhere. What’s this strategy, though?
Another day, another Walmart mystery. Where to start? The tie-dye, the jeans, the single leg warmer? It’s almost too confusing to analyze! Yes, fashion is very individual, but what kind of statement is this?
Well well, two lovebirds in line. We can only imagine that these two met at this very location, waiting to pay at Walmart. Naturally, what better place exists to say their vows?
It’s hard to keep up with the trends, these days. Especially in the beauty world, things cycle back and forth. The 80’s were all about thick, fluffy brows. Just ask Brooke Shields! The 90’s pushed back, perhaps to an extreme. Pencil thin was in, for a decade. But this individual is a trendsetter bringing back a vintage look!
I Love You, You Love Me
Finally, Barney’s wife! The world has been searching for her all this time, thinking she was extinct! Calling the Discovery Channel, hello?
Reach For The Stars, Or Groceries
God help the clerks tasked to reach those top items. Are you a giant, or at least over 6 feet tall? If so, Walmart is probably hiring near you right now!
Wait a minute, are wolverines allowed in the store? According to Walmart policy and the law itself, no way! If this is actually a human male, though, the situation is far more frightening. Someone call the fashion police, right meow!
Ninja Turtle Comeback
Another customer, another bizarre pet. No one would be surprised by a dog on a leash, even if it’s against store policy. But in all of Walmart photography history, this turtle is a first!
It’s true, high grade masks have been totally out of stock all around the world. Yes, even Walmart was out of stock! When that happens, you know something serious is happening. Walmart always has what you need, or so people assumed.
We Need Some Fresh Meat
Now, this is something you don’t see at Walmart every day. It looks like this woman is ready for a night out.
Check Out That Catpack
Cats ordinarily are not seen at Walmart, despite the kingdom of critters that do make their way into the store. Maybe they have their own thing going on, most of the time?
It’s true that everyone get s little groggy whole driving sometimes. But this disoriented is totally out of the norm. How exactly does one swerve all the way through the giant Walmart parking lot, straight into the fresh produce aisle? Now that takes commitment!
Not Illegal Yet
It’s one thing being risky when it comes to haircuts. It’s another thing being totally ridiculous! This guy was clearly trying to work out his baldness, but this cannot be the solution. Not on our watch!
A True “Wrapper” Yo
According to the Jolly Rancher company, “Whatever life throws at you, keep on sucking.” That’s their slogan, and they’re standing by it. Somehow, one customer here has taken inspiration from the brand. All out of beads? Just tie some colorful candy in!
How often do you see a monkey outside of a zoo? In Walmart, apparently, often! Just look at this adorable furry monster in aisle three!
Walmart, The Zoo
What is it with megastore shopping and animal bonding? There should be a strict no pet rule for customers. But knowing the Walmart crowd, it’s likely this would be ignored and disrespected!
Armed And Dangerous Deals
This man knows he wants to lowest prices in town. And no one is going to mess with this goal, in any aisle, at any self, or at self- checkout! Behold, that strap.
It seems this family loves magical role-playing. We have the father with his Robin Hood style costume, and a unicorn daughter. What’s the connection? Truly, hard to say without direct interrogation.
It seems this poor woman suffers from some sort of disease that keeps her whole body at freezing beside her right leg!
Walking VLC Player
This woman has a clear message for anyone who even thinks about violating social distancing guidelines. She is masked, but boy is she orange! Hard to miss, stay away!
America, America. That old song really did capture Walmart culture, didn’t it? Oh beautiful, for spacious aisles. For endless trays of grain. For purple coo-laid, magically, never flavored plain. Those were the lyrics generations sang in celebration. Or is that an update, while no one was looking?
Dad here spends a lot of time gathering necessities for everyone at home. But today, it was time to share a life lesson with the little one. It may look easy, but low-price shopping is an art with a cart! Even at Walmart, this counts as quite a role reversal.
It seems some customers that frequent Walmart are simply deranged. A picture says a thousand words, as they say. But whatever she personally thinks would be much more interesting. Is it a disguise, or a fashion statement? What’s the explanation for this outfit in aisle 7?
Surely, this ranks among the best optical illusions in Walmart history. Just under those curves is plenty of macho manliness, but fellow shoppers are none the wiser. Will he purchase what he has already tried on?
Bart Simpson Approves
Ah, the classic “kick me” sign. Kids can be cruel. But these days, they can also be creative! At this point, the same old slogan just won’t do. An experienced bully is always one step ahead! This unsuspecting victim at work has acquired a very misleading message on his back.
Any kind of gun control is a controversial policy, in America. There are simply large areas of the country that believe in conceal and carry laws. But whatever side people are on, surely no one thinks the debate is about conceal in butt crack!
Mother Knows Best
Just when innocent bystanders thought it was safe to come out and shop, Walmart got freaky again. It always does! The store may advertise to plenty of moms and moms-to-be. But what is this audience, here?
How will this story will be retold, years from now? Perhaps American Pie will inspire the tale. One time, at band camp, everyone got together, and played everything from Jazz hour in the middle of Walmart. It was super fun!
Baby Sale, Aisle 3
Surprise naps are a toddler trademark, especially post-lunch. After running off all that sugary energy, the crash is just a matter of time. Falling asleep anywhere and everywhere doesn’t discriminate by location, either. Check out this classic example, at Walmart!
Super Cool Dude
What is the purpose of the frozen meat section in Walmart if not to cool down after a long, hard day? This customer decided he needed a refreshing moment in the middle of his shopping spree. And who could blame him?
Hobo Sweet Home
There’s no doubt that a power nap during their day boosts energy. Especially if there was a carb heavy lunch! But right here, in the middle of the store, one guy seems to have made himself a little too comfortable. He’s gone full siesta, and there’s no turning back!
Sleeping On The Job
It seems this handicapped lady’s boyfriend must have dragged her to go belt shopping and it was just so boring she fell right asleep!
There are one of two possibilities looking at this picture. Either these two are United States army fans are preparing for their recruitment my watching King Kong or they are simply having a matching pajama sleepover and need a good move to keep them entertained!
Children are known to have temper tantrums in the most inconvenient of places, like Walmart for example!
Numbers Can Be Confusing
Okay so this may not be of a customer doing something wacky, but it HAD to make the list! The Walmart official purchaser is probably hitting himself in the head right now.
We have to assume this Walmart store is located deep in the wild west, otherwise, there is no explanation for a horse and saddle to be taking up a parking space!
Barefoot And Dirty
There are some places in the world where it is totally acceptable to walk around barefoot- gardens, beaches, your own homes…and there are some places where you should NEVER bare your feet, and Walmart is at the top of the list!
Good Ol’ Fashioned Fun
Some hilarious kids took it upon themselves to lighten up the day of whoever visited Walmart that day.
A Clear Paper Trail
Many people have the same, bone-chilling fear: One day, somewhere, toilet paper is going to be stuck right on the old shoe. The nightmare is uniting, in a way. But hopefully, it stays right where it is. Just a dark fantasy, and not a real emergency!
Peace And Quiet
The two most popular things to do at Walmart seem to be showing off your pets, and falling asleep in ridiculous places.
This is certainly one way to keep your kids close, but it may not be teaching them the best life lesson…no one wants their kids to get used to being in cuffs after all!
At Least They Aren’t Going Brrr-footed
These girls have traveled a long way from their igloos to get some quality cereal deal.
Spidey’s Financial Sense
We all know crime doesn’t pay off, and it seems fighting crime doesn’t either! Poor Spidey must be having a bit of a tough time financially, why else would he be at Walmart, outfit and all, searching out good deals.
Mullet Meets Flat Top
This guy seemed to have had quite the identity ruses when he visited the hairdresser… did he want a mullet? Did he want a flat top? He clearly couldn’t decide and opted for both, and he clearly regrets it because it looks beyond ridiculous!
Shopping For A Groom
Another weird and wonderful site found between the isles of wacky Walmart! Either this woman decided to dress up as a bride to spice up her shopping day, or she is on the way to her wedding and decided she needed to stop off for some last-minute supplies.
In Walmart, it doesn’t have to be Halloween to justify donning a scary costume.
There’s Literally A Net Right There
Walmart employed must have thick skin and a strong head to manage to deal with their awfully strange customers.
The Pirate’s Life For Me
Okay, so his theme is a little unclear with all that’s going on here…
Mixing Business With Pleasure
I honestly can’t decide if this guy is crazy or a total genius. Clearly, Craigslist wasn’t working out for him, so he decided to walk around Walmart with a sign on his back advertising that he’s looking for a 2-bedroom apartment!
Heels AND A Walking Stick?
Business at the top and party on the bottom it seems is this guy’s motto. Its rather strange that he has a walking stick, yet he decides to wear heels.
It Looks Like Gimli’s Face
Walmart- the place of crazy hairstyles. Her hair reached her bum, but she clearly takes zero time for its upkeep.
Don’t Worry I Can Reach It Myself
Reaching the items at the top of the shelf is no problem for this girl who came super prepared.
But How Does She Walk?
This is plain gross. It’s hard to even look! It’s a miracle to think this woman actually let her toenails grow this long.
I Think I’ll Use The Next Counter
They probably don’t get paid much so its no wonder the standards of the workers at Walmart aren’t the highest.
Rapunzel Has Fallen On Hard Times
What is it with weird women and their long hair at Walmart?
How To Drive In A High Occupancy Lane
Don’t be fooled, the weirdness of Walmart doesn’t stop at the borders of the store but extends to the parking lot!
Drinking On The Job
Who says clowns are funny? In my experience, they are plain terrifying like this scary dude walking around Walmart in this terrifying clown getup.
She’s Quite The Doll He Said
Just wow. This may take the cake for the weirdest sites. I mean how many places can you bring your adult doll with you for a shopping spree!
Do As I Say Not As I Do
This dad is clearly incredibly committed to teaching his girls lessons of modesty it seems.
I Couldn’t Find My Belt
I’m sorry but how on earth do you not realize you are warning your underwear over your pants?
Sure You Didn’t Do It
Everything about this guy is stranger than strange, from his hair (head and facial) dyed a weird pink, to his indoor sunglasses, to his ripped shirt.
The Joker Returns
You know when you look in your closet and are just at a loss of what to wear? That probably happened to this guy so naturally, he decided to re-use last year’s Halloween costume of the joker as he follows his mom around the store.
Seems this guy doesn’t know that Furry activities stay in the privacy of your home, this half man half fox seems to be channeling his inner animal.
You guessed it! Another weird creature spotted at Walmart! This time it’s a pet lizard who is casually chilling on this girl’s head.
All aboard the Walmart train! Only in Walmart can you see shopping groups specially designed to help people not get lost and help them remain as lazy as possible.
Mom Gets Pampered
Talk about role reversal. This mom for sure deserves some time off and a rest She has been wiping his behind, changing his diaper and doing the a-z tasks that every mom has done since the beginning of time.
Not everyone can afford new trends and customized items. So, this woman decided to turn her cheap shoes into a brand all by herself! We applaud the creativity!
Rule number one of parenting is: do NOT let your child put a plastic packet around her head!
More Accessorize Please!
These two probably bonded over their love of accessorizing. I mean have you ever seen a couple more covered from head to toe in weird and wonderful jewelry?
Cross-dressing is totally valid, and this guy seems to be owning his love of girl’s clothes with this pretty pink dress and cute pumps.
Another woman that seems to have forgotten to get dressed for her shopping trip…or lost her clothes somehow as she strolled through the isles of Walmart.
Where Did My Pants Go?
This woman seems to have forgotten that pants are usually a requirement for being out in public.
This woman is certainly embodying the spirit of America in one of Americas most well-known stores.
Pull Them Up
Someone needs to tell this poor woman to pull up her pants! It’s honestly just an awkward sight for anyone who passes her.
Escape From Hospital
It looks like this guy got sick and tired of being in his hospital bed and decided he needed to breathe some sweet sweet Walmart air.