Zambian cop loses ear in love triangle shooting

A Police officer in Lusaka, the country’s epicenter of adultery and fornication has shot and wounded a fellow cop after discovering their waist pleasures were being provided by the same female waist.

Although constable Pumulo Mulife.

aged 24 hails from the same province as 27-year-old Wamunyima Mubiana, belongs to the same paramilitary battalion and shares the same rank, he could not stomach the idea that his woman was gladly welcoming to his fellow officer like the open doors of Shoprite.

According to Police sources, armed Mulife was on duty in the early hours of yesterday around Northmead area when he set his eyes upon his love rival and without thinking twice opened fire.

However, Mubiana will have the heavens to thank as the bullet instead of going between hid eyes mearly grazed his right ear to earn him a bed space in the University Teaching Hospital.

For his Vladimir Putin-like aggression, Mulife was apprehended by fellow cops and put behind bars before firing another shot.

Police deputy spokesperson Danny Mwale has confirmed the shooting saying Mubiana’s condition is stable.

“….investigations have been instituted to establish the cause of the shooting,” stated Mwale in a statement.

Kalemba