Therapist: “Is like you fall in love so easily”
Me: yes my love!
Mom: don’t ever call me mom if you Fail your exams
Me: after failing:
Me, when a baby is looking at me in a bus and his mother is facing the other way:
Me: Yeah! After decades of hard work, I have finally reached Middle Class.
Android: files saved.
Me: cool, where are they?
If you ever feel useless in life, remember a country out there in Africa is named after a Location:
If you think it’s your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the GRACE of GOD.
Girls: OMG Why isn’t he texting me back?
Boys trying to figure out how to reply to “Lol”:
The lungs: breathes automatically
Me: thinks about it.
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