Young Man in Zambia Dies in Apparent Suic!de After Drinking Spree

A loyal customer of brewing companies in Chadiza district Zambia has erased himself from the land of the breathing after he subjected himself to a heavy drinking spree.

It is reported that Blessings Namayawa had always threatened to uninstall himself from planet earth every time he consumed more alcohol than his emotions could handle.

Blessings who hails from Speed Kills Complex, a place whose name clearly tried to warn him in advance, finally carried out his threats on Sunday, June 16, after having a cold one.

Instead of updating his life or perhaps rebooting his career through the tuitions he was attending in Chadiza Boma, the 20 year old Gen Z decided to hang up his earthly responsibilities using a mosquito net.

According to first responders, the young man used the net not for its intended malaria proofing purposes, but rather as a final farewell rope in his rented room.

Eastern Province police commissioner Robertson Mweemba said Blessings who was originally based at Nsadzu Day Secondary School with his uncle, had recently relocated to chase academic dreams in Mlolo Compound at Speed skills Complex, but a cold one kept dragging him into sessions of declarations about blacklisting himself from life’s call log.

And this time, after he got drunk and probably sang the song nili mama reasons, he meant business and ended his own life.
The late Blessings was last seen alive by a 50 year old woman near local shops, as he pretended to be running errands while internally auditioning for a permanent place in the ancestral WhatsApp group.

Hours later, at around 13:00, an individual named London Phiri, who had stepped behind his bar to privately download natural files stumbled upon a tragic site of a lifeless Blessings dangling from the ceiling, room door wide open.

Police visited the scene and confirmed the worst as they found no visible injuries but a protruding tongue and faecal matter which was evident enough that Blessings had just decided to remove himself from the earth.

and evidence that Blessings had… let go of both his spirit and his bowels.“The body was found hanging from the roof using a mosquito net. No foul play suspected,” read the police statement.