But this mum, from the US, might win the prize after going on an epic rant when she caught her son in a compromising situation.
Stumbling in on her son getting oral sex from a girl, she launches into the scathing attack on the girl and her own flesh and blood.
The woman does not hold back, calling her son “a slut” as she confronts the pair.
She the turns to the girl and says: “You just sucked like five different p****** right now.”
To be fair, it sounds like the kid didn’t exactly treat the girl to the most fancy of dates according to his mum.
She says: “He didn’t even take her to his room.
He took her to the dog room where all the dog s*** is on the floor.”
Who says romance is dead?
It comes as a nightclub had the perfect response when a drunk woman’s 3am Facebook rant against a “foreign t***” doorman backfired.
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