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		<title>Reactions as Nigerian comedienne Ada Jesus shares salivating photos on social media</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2022/11/11/reactions-as-nigerian-comedienne-ada-jesus-shares-salivating-photos-on-social-media/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2022 06:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ada Jesus]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Social media users have reacted after coming across mouthwatering pictures of a popular Nigerian comedienne Ada Jesus. The 27 year [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>Social media users have reacted after coming across mouthwatering pictures of a popular Nigerian comedienne Ada Jesus.</p>
<p>The 27 year old comedienne, refreshed his Instagram account with new pictures attracting the attention of her followers.</p><div id="faceo-3118298242" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Dressed in a short bodycon orange dress, Ada Jesus sparked like morning star.</p>
<p>The dress allowed viewers to feed their eyes with the natural curves the comedienne possesses.</p><div id="faceo-3388156634" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Her haircut, makeup, and accessories all accentuated how beautiful she already was. Here is a picture of Ada Jesus dressed nicely.</p><div id="faceo-1089400975" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Man drags female friend to construction site, used her as labourer after she asked for money</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/08/09/man-drags-female-friend-to-construction-site-used-her-as-labourer-after-she-asked-for-money/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2021 10:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A man suspected to be a core executive member of the Stingy Men Association (SMA) has lived up to the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<div dir="auto">The man took his female friend to a construction site and used her as a labourer after she asked him for financial assistance which she said she needed urgently.</div>
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<div dir="auto">The female friend identified as Paris Oma on Facebook took to her page to share her experience and photos of her holding a shovel and pushing a wheelbarrow loaded with gravel.</div>
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<div dir="auto">“I asked my male bestie to find me something (money) He told me he doesn’t have and I insisted he must so he told me to come to his working place so he could give me. I never knew he had planned to give me a shovel to work.</div>
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		<title>National Outcry in Russia after South Africans Reveal that they Eat &#8220;Russians&#8221;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 08:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA['Russians']]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[There has been outrage in Russia following a video that surfaced online showing some South Africans having a conversation on [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="faceo-3206655531" class="faceo-before-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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</script></div><p>There has been outrage in Russia following a video that surfaced online showing some South Africans having a conversation on how they enjoy eating ‘Russians’.</p>
<p>The video has also been shared on a news website in China and Russia bringing confusion to the discussion on the table.</p><div id="faceo-2553605449" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Upon watching the video, a Russian vlogger speaking English with a Russian accent reacted by posting his video in which he complains about South Africans eating ‘Russians’.</p>
<p>In the video he is outraged as he said he came across a video made by South Africans who were discussing how much they love chopping and cutting Russians, eating them with their hands or cutlery, choosing and cutting Russians.</p><div id="faceo-2253884525" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>One South African woman can be heard saying in the video: “I chop them in half, and I deep fry them.”</p><div id="faceo-3784126183" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>While another man said he likes it when they peel off and look all pink.</p>
<p>The vlogger responds by saying it is cannibalism and against human rights.</p>
<p>Apparently, the Russian community got the whole story twisted as the South Africans in the viral video were referring &#8216;Sausages&#8217; but due to their accent, it sounded like Russians.</p>
<p><strong>Watch the Video of the Russian vlogger reacting!!</strong></p>
<p>https://twitter.com/lingsss_m/status/1422854872685289475</p>
<p>The video has also been shared on a Russian TV. Watch Below!!!</p>
<p>https://twitter.com/Violin_Tay/status/1423214954581221377</p>
<p>Well, sure Russian are delicious, it is SAUSAGES… containing chicken, pork or beef!</p>
<p>No HUMAN was injured in the making of Russian Sausages.</p>
<p>The hashtag #ILoveEatingRussians have been trending on Twitter. And it has been entertaining!</p><div id="faceo-634261015" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Drama as Lady stranded after she hires Taxi expecting a man to pay (Watch Video)</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/08/05/drama-as-lady-stranded-after-she-hires-taxi-expecting-a-man-to-pay-watch-video/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[taxi]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[The viral video shows a young lady pleading with a cab driver after she could not pay her fare. And [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>The viral video shows a young lady pleading with a cab driver after she could not pay her fare. And her boyfriend, who was supposed to pay, was also refusing to pick up her calls.</p>
<p>According to the source, the lady chartered a taxi, hoping that her supposed boyfriend would pay when she gets to his house. Unfortunately, when she got to her destination, her boyfriend did not pick up her calls.</p><div id="faceo-1685921568" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>In the video, the lady could be heard explaining that her boyfriend probably slept off. She asked the driver to either drop his account number so she could pay later or call her boyfriend with his phone in hopes that he would pick up the call.</p>
<p>But the driver was uncooperative and threaten to seize her phone as collateral until she could pay what she owed.</p><div id="faceo-1275850690" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p><strong>Watch the video below:</strong></p><div id="faceo-2812226115" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">How do u guys request for a ride knowing that your&#39;e not the one paying and you yourself don&#39;t even av money to pay<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f928.png" alt="🤨" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> like Idg what if the person meant to pay can&#39;t pick up call or his or her phone got spoilt<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f937-200d-2642-fe0f.png" alt="🤷‍♂️" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />. How do u intend to pay the driver <a href="https://t.co/r2q1b25iBy">pic.twitter.com/r2q1b25iBy</a></p>
<p>&mdash; <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/270a.png" alt="✊" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />B<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f595.png" alt="🖕" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />D<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f595.png" alt="🖕" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />ENT B<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f44a.png" alt="👊" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /><img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/2694.png" alt="⚔" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" />ER<img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/72x72/1f94a.png" alt="🥊" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /> (@hassansasman) <a href="https://twitter.com/hassansasman/status/1421867392221646849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 1, 2021</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bride disgraces groom as she refuses to kiss him at their wedding (Video)</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/08/05/bride-disgraces-groom-as-she-refuses-to-kiss-him-at-their-wedding-video/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In most weddings, the one command every couple looks forward to hearing is the one that orders or permits the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>In most weddings, the one command every couple looks forward to hearing is the one that orders or permits the the groom to kiss the bride.</p>
<p>Normally, when this instruction is passed out, the duo are usually eager to walk into their future with a seal of love.</p><div id="faceo-4190924533" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Well, over time, it has been proven that this is not always the case. Some couples do not in fact get off on a good start, or better put, on a a good kiss.</p>
<p>A couple who are most likely Ghanaian by origin have set a yardstick when it comes to those whose first kiss does not exactly turn out right.</p><div id="faceo-1934197147" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>With the case of this newly wed people, the bride was the one that made a deliberate attempt to foil the beautiful moment.</p><div id="faceo-2429225273" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>In a video making the rounds on social media, the bride, for unknown reasons, refused to return a kiss when her husband showed intent to kiss her.</p>
<p>Although her husband made several attempts, she refused to succumb and looked elsewhere, leaving her husband quite embarrassed.</p>
<p>The bride’s behaviour towards her newly married husband left many of the guests disappointed.</p>
<p><strong>Watch the video below!!</strong></p>
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		<title>I’m So Desperate for a Husband, I’m No Longer a Feminist: Lady Breaks Down in Tears (Watch Video)</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/07/26/im-so-desperate-for-a-husband-im-no-longer-a-feminist-lady-breaks-down-in-tears-watch-video/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 11:44:40 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feminist]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[A woman has gone online to renounce feminism while begging for interested men to marry her. The woman said she [&#8230;]]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="faceo-2487404508" class="faceo-before-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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</script></div><p>A woman has gone online to renounce feminism while begging for interested men to marry her.</p>
<p>The woman said she spent years being a feminist and she’s now at the point where no man wants her.</p><div id="faceo-4126272442" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>She added that she feels bad when she sees her married friends and she has come to realize that “men are the best.”</p>
<p>Crying, she begged for interested men to send her a DM and said she does not care if he’s rich, poor, handsome, or ugly, as long as he’s a man and breathing.</p><div id="faceo-3313621293" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>She promised that if any man proposes to her, she’ll marry him immediately, do everything for him, wash his clothes and be submissive.</p><div id="faceo-494664612" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Watch her speak in the video below.</p><div id="faceo-3791416120" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Car Wash Guy Drives Customer&#8217;s Benz to Buy Food, Crashes it Beyond Repair</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/07/26/car-wash-guy-drives-customers-benz-to-buy-food-crashes-it-beyond-repair/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2021 10:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tunde Ednut]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.faceofmalawi.com/?p=330523</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[A car wash guy has landed in trouble after driving his client&#8217;s car to buy fast food and damaging the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>A car wash guy has landed in trouble after driving his client&#8217;s car to buy fast food and damaging the car.</p>
<p>In a video that was shared on TikTok by @drive234, the car wash guy could be seen prostrating and begging the owner of the car to forgive him.</p><div id="faceo-3452694501" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>The car was was badly damaged and the young man was remorseful but the video wasn&#8217;t long enough to see if he was forgiven or not.</p>
<p>Taking to Instagram to share the video, Nigerian artiste and social media influencer Tunde Ednut wrote: &#8220;Why drive someone’s car that’s in your care? Car wash guy took a client’s car to go buy Eba, Ewedu, 2 Kpomo and 1 beef. Look at what he did to someone’s car now.&#8221;</p><div id="faceo-4055549882" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Many react to Tunde Ednut&#8217;s post @gifty_suzanne said: &#8220;Wen ur village people really dey ontop ur matter.&#8221; @chocolatesandra_ commented: &#8220;This fake life nor go put us for trouble.&#8221;</p><div id="faceo-2595841304" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>@akeula_trendy said: &#8220;Lmao, 30 mins enjoyment, 30 years imprisonment.&#8221;</p>
<p>@chido_official19 wrote: &#8220;Omo!!! This’s unforgivable abeg.&#8221;</p><div id="faceo-1787758294" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Kid aged 7, breaks TV after seeing his favorite Indian actor beaten up in movie</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/07/15/kid-aged-7-breaks-tv-after-seeing-his-favorite-indian-actor-beaten-up-in-movie/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2021 09:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ashok Kumar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mahesh Babu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sonu Sood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virat]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.faceofmalawi.com/?p=328856</guid>

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<p>Unable to bear his screen idol getting bashed up in a film, a 7-year old boy broke the TV set at home.</p>
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<p>In a climax scene of a Telugu movie, Mahesh Babu bashes up the villain Sonu Sood. While watching the fight scene, an infuriated young fan Virat, pushed the TV from the stand and broke it, his uncle Ashok Kumar told the media.</p><div id="faceo-1329831558" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>He said that the incident occurred when the family was watching the popular Telugu film “Dookudu” at home.</p>
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<p>“How dare he beats up Sonu Sood. I cant tolerate it,” third standard student Virat said when asked what angered him to break the TV. Asked why he likes the actor so much, the boy told the family, “did he not help people during lockdown? How anybody can beat such a good man”.</p><div id="faceo-235008364" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>The incident, which occurred in Nayakali village of Sangareddy district, about 100km from Hyderabad, reflected the special affection Sonu Sood has earned among the millions across India by his selfless service to the needy during two deadly waves of COVID-19 and lockdowns.</p><div id="faceo-3841834940" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Sonu Sood was in the forefront of fight against the pandemic by reaching out to thousands of migrant workers and arranging free food, shelter and transport for them. He also won the accolades when he spent his money to provide medical help to many victims of COVID-19 and even airlifting some of them to major cities for better treatment.</p>
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<p>Sonu Sood, who hails from Punjab, is a highly popular actor in Hindi as well as south Indian films. He was one of the very few celebrities from the world of films and sports who came out on the streets to practically work with other volunteers to help people during the unprecedented crisis triggered by the pandemic and lockdowns.</p>
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<p>In an emotional response to his good deeds many of his fans even built temples and shrines in his honour many parts of the country.</p>
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<p>When the news of young kid breaking TV set reached Sonu Sood, he responded in funny way. “You have broken TV for me and now your father will demand a new TV from me”, he tweeted.</p>
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		<title>Jerusalem Municipality offers Donald Trump new employment options</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/11/13/jerusalem-municipality-offers-donald-trump-new-employment-options/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2020 14:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donald Trump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joe Biden]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.faceofmalawi.com/?p=288990</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Despite President-elect Joe Biden’s victory in the US election, the Jerusalem Municipality urged US President Donald Trump not to worry as the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>Despite President-elect Joe Biden’s victory in the US election, the Jerusalem Municipality urged US President Donald Trump not to worry as the municipality had a number of positions for which he could be eligible.</p>
<p>“For the attention of the follower Donald J. Trump – you don’t need to worry! Our new Jerusalem job board is updated with worthwhile offerings every day, and will make Jeruz great again. (In fact it always has been),” the municipality wrote on Facebook, attaching a link to its job board.</p><div id="faceo-2054354274" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>The post was quickly removed from the Jerusalem Municipality’s page.</p>
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		<title>SA President Ramaphosa Steals Show with Mask Blunder (See Photos)</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/04/24/sa-president-ramaphosa-steals-show-with-mask-blunder-see-photos/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 10:06:07 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coronavirus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coronavirus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cyril Ramaphosa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lockdown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mask Challenge]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.faceofmalawi.com/?p=182935</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[South African President Cyril Ramaphosa on Thursday night announced that South Africa&#8217;s lockdown measures would be relaxed slightly from next [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>South African President Cyril Ramaphosa on Thursday night announced that South Africa&#8217;s lockdown measures would be relaxed slightly from next Friday, May 1, but he also became a joke on social media when he when he failed to wear a mask properly, hooking it over his eyes and nose, instead of his mouth.</p>
<div>This as he left the podium from the Union Buildings, where he had been addressing millions of South Africans about relaxed lockdown measures.</div>
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<p>Ramaphosa&#8217;s PR demonstration of wearing a cloth mask did not go as planned as he also unfortunately touched the front of the outside of the mask, something that is constantly warned against.</p><div id="faceo-544233210" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<div>As quickly as South Africans learned that he had relaxed the Level 5 lockdown we are currently in to Level 4, a mask challenge started trending on social media as South Africans had fun at the president&#8217;s expense.</div>
<div>Here are some of the reactions:</div>
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		<title>Meet The 120 Year Old Man Who Has Never Slept With A Woman Before</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/02/25/meet-the-120-year-old-man-who-has-never-slept-with-a-woman-before/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Feb 2020 11:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swami Sivananda]]></category>
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<p>120 year old man Swami Sivananda who claims he has never slept with a woman in his life, reveals the secret of his long life .</p>



<p><br>Sivananda was born on August 8, 1892, according to his passport, he is now applying to Guinness World Records to verify his claims.</p><div id="faceo-3213757116" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p><br>According to Hindustan times report, India’s passport authorities confirmed Sivananda’s age.</p>



<p>The 120-year-old said, “I lead a simple and disciplined life. I eat very simply, only boiled food without oil or spices, rice and boiled daal”.</p><div id="faceo-709599103" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p><br>Sivananda said, “I avoid taking milk or fruits because I think these are fancy foods. In my childhood I slept many days on an empty stomach”. Swami said.</p><div id="faceo-3122440234" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p><br>The long man to life in the world said: “Discipline is the most important thing is life. One can conquer anything with discipline in food habits, exercise, and sexual desires.”</p>



<p><br>Sivananda said he was born in a poor family his parents died when he was six year old, he was born in colonial-era India without electricity, cars or telephones, says he is not enthused by new technology and prefers being on his own.</p>



<p><br>The oldest man claimer reveals that one of the biggest gain in life is to control your needs.</p>



<p><br>He said, “Control over your needs is the biggest gain in life. I have lived for so long because material things don’t make me happy.”</p>



<p><br>He also said he just want people to be happy, healthy and peaceful.</p><div id="faceo-1635540056" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Couple Who Wedded 3 Days After Meeting Celebrates 37 Years of Marriage</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/02/21/couple-who-wedded-3-days-after-meeting-celebrates-37-years-of-marriage/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 09:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[couple]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[A couple who met in the 80s and married three days after is celebrating 37 years of marriage. A Twitter [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>A couple who met in the 80s and married three days after is celebrating 37 years of marriage.</p>
<p>A Twitter user shared a sweet post of the couple who happen to be her parents and social media was abuzz with shock and joy in equal measure.</p><div id="faceo-3365555947" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Only identified as Africanprize, the lady wished her folks happier days ahead as she praised their dedication to each other.</p>
<p>&#8220;My parents got married three days after they met. They just celebrated 37 years. Love knows no timeline,&#8221; she wrote.</p><div id="faceo-3042827050" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>The excited woman showed off a photo of her parents back when they were young and all that could be seen in their eyes was unending love.</p><div id="faceo-1915391420" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>African prize even flaunted a gorgeous snap of her Of course in the modern-day, such relationships are frowned upon as most people insist on dating for a couple of years before settling into marriage.</p>
<p>Some of her followers thought that was a love story worth celebrating.</p>
<p>Others, however, could not wrap their heads around the thought of getting hitched to a complete stranger.</p><div id="faceo-3334719180" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Man Requests Sword Fight with Ex-Wife and Lawyer to Settle Dispute in Court</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/01/29/man-requests-sword-fight-with-ex-wife-and-lawyer-to-settle-dispute-in-court/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FACE OF MALAWI]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bridgette Ostrom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Craig Dreismeier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Ostrom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Matthew Hudson]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[An American man asked a judge to be in sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney in a trial [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>David Ostrom said in court that his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, had “destroyed (him) legally”.</p><div id="faceo-3977907622" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Ostrom, who is said to be a die-hard <em>Game of Thrones</em> fan, also requested a 12 weeks lead time before the trial by combat date so he may have one Katana and one Wakizashi sword forged for use, Metro reports.</p>
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<p>&#8220;They’ve tried to ignore me and not address equal custody, and I think this puts a spotlight on them,&#8221; he said.</p><div id="faceo-2227522137" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>&#8220;I’ve kind of run out of options now and no one pays attention to what I think is a hardship on myself and my children,&#8221; he added.</p><div id="faceo-4234985540" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Judge Craig Dreismeier said in his own filing Monday that he won’t be issuing a decision anytime soon, citing irregularities with both sides’ motions and responses.</p>
<p>“Until the proper procedural steps to initiate a court proceeding are followed, this court will take no further action concerning any motion, objection or petition filed by either party at this time,” the judge said.</p><div id="faceo-2881274601" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>My Ex Threw Me Out Of The Company I Went To Look For A Job Without Her Knowing I Own The Company</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/01/23/my-ex-threw-me-out-of-the-company-i-went-to-look-for-a-job-without-her-knowing-i-own-the-company/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mc Noel Kasinja]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jan 2020 08:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[International News]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[A man has narrated how his ex girlfriend asked security men to throw him out of the company he intentionally [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>A man has narrated how his ex girlfriend asked security men to throw him out of the company he intentionally went to look for a job.</p>
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<p>According to him, the manager and the secretary are the only people who know he owns the company and none of the staff knew he owns the company, and he hardly go to the company.</p>
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<p>I own a company, none of my staff knew me as the owner except the Manager and the Secretary.</p>
<p>I don’t visit, I told both of them not to disclose my identity to the other staff.<br />
One day, I visited the company and I saw my Ex, I asked the Manager and he said she is one of their staff.</p><div id="faceo-2227902075" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>I instructed the Manager to promote her to personnel officer, which he did.<br />
A month later, I went there as a job applicant, as she saw me with my application and CV, she rejected me outright, she remembered all the past, and told me never in this company would I get employment.</p><div id="faceo-2663032754" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2020/01/07/2020-vision-man-promises-to-steal-married-who-are-appreciated-by-their-husbands/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2020 10:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chi Caqo]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wonders shall never end :) A Nigerian man has shared his plans for 2020 as he has promised to be [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>Wonders shall never end :)</p>
<p>A Nigerian man has shared his plans for 2020 as he has promised to be stealing married women who are not appreciated by their husbands.</p><div id="faceo-3463962278" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>They young man identified as Chi Caqo shared his 2020 vision on his Facebook page vowing to achieve his plans this year.</p>
<p>According to Caqo, he would be stealing only married women from their husbands if they are not appreciated by their spouses.</p><div id="faceo-665167839" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Caqo made his promise with a photo caption that described his plans.</p><div id="faceo-2906252905" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>50-Year-Old Man Assaults Wife for Slaughtering Chicken Meant for Christmas</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/12/18/50-year-old-man-assaults-wife-for-slaughtering-chicken-meant-for-christmas/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Flora Mitumba]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2019 07:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christine Kayendeke]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joseph Gadimba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Kaduna]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[50-year old man has severely beaten his wife for slaughtering chicken which was meant for Christmas in Kabuna Central, Uganda. [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>50-year old man has severely beaten his wife for slaughtering chicken which was meant for Christmas in Kabuna Central, Uganda.</p>
<p>The man Peter Kaduna is reported to have bought the chicken at Shs15, 000 with the aim of slaughtering and having it as a meal on Christmas day, but unfortunately his wife  Christine Kayendeke slaughtered and prepared it on Sunday December 15.</p><div id="faceo-2059715028" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>According to the area LC1 Secretary for information, Joseph Gadimba, on learning that the chicken was no more, Kadama pounced on his wife accusing her of slaughtering the chicken without his permission.</p>
<p>“The man kicked and whipped the wife severely leaving her for dead. The woman is currently receiving medical treatment at Budaka Health Centre IV,” Mr Gadimba said.</p><div id="faceo-4108197566" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>He also said LC1 leaders ordered the man to take fully responsibility of treating his wife which he accepted, and the case was never reported to police.</p><div id="faceo-2079117294" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>“Once the woman recovers, her relatives from Kapyani-Kasasira in Kibuku District are expected to hold a meeting with their in-law to establish the cause of the assault to their daughter and resolve the matter,” he said.</p><div id="faceo-3882306572" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Madonna, 61, gets saucy massage from &#8216;boyfriend&#8217; Ahlamalik Williams, 26, in front of daughter</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/12/16/madonna-61-gets-saucy-massage-from-boyfriend-ahlamalik-williams-26-in-front-of-daughter/</link>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mc Noel Kasinja]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 07:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[International News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ahlamalik Williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lourdes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[Madonna enjoyed a back massage from her rumoured love Ahlamalik Williams. Talk has been hot about whether the singer, 61, [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Madonna enjoyed a back massage from her rumoured love Ahlamalik Williams.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Talk has been hot about whether the singer, 61, and the dancer, 26, are a romantic item hit the showbiz circuit earlier this year.</p><div id="faceo-316341062" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<div class="m-b-1" style="box-sizing: inherit; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; margin-bottom: 1rem !important;"></div>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">They looked incredibly close as they enjoyed a break from their grueling rehearsals, in Miami.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">The choreographer nuzzled his head on the super star&#8217;s blonde curls while he offered her a generous back rub.</p><div id="faceo-609367755" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Madonna cosied her stunning figure up against Ahlamalik&#8217;s dance-honed physique as the friendly pair let loose on the balcony.</p><div id="faceo-770641988" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Ahlamalik was very tactile as he rested a tender hand on Madonna&#8217;s waist in front of her daughter Lourdes, 23.</p>
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<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">The close friends were both dressed in black for their low-key afternoon together.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Madonna and Ahlamalik were joined on the Miami balcony by Lourdes, 23, and a dashing mystery man.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">It seems Lourdes has got into a new relationship quickly after her romance with Jonathan Puglia ended.</p>
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<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Madonna was enjoying some down time before kicking off the Miami leg of her Madame X World Tour.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">The songstress has been playing seven shows at The Fillmore Miami Beach since December 14.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">It&#8217;s going to be a very busy lead up to Christmas for the singing super star.</p>
<figure style="box-sizing: inherit; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; position: relative; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;"><img decoding="async" style="box-sizing: inherit; border: 0px; vertical-align: middle; width: 656.656px; display: block; margin: 0px auto;" src="https://www.sde.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/monday/yfalalsvm4w2yryfaxk45df71c870064b.jpg" alt="" /><figcaption style="box-sizing: inherit; caption-side: bottom; font-size: small; padding: 7px 10px; background: #eaeaea; text-align: center;"></figcaption>Ahlamalik has been touring with Madonna as her dancer since 2015 and he later starred in her music video <em style="box-sizing: inherit;">God Control</em>.</figure>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">However, rumours of a romance blossoming between the duo hit the showbiz circuit earlier this year.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">Madonna has a penchant for dating younger men; in the past, she has been linked to dancers Brahim Zalibat, then 23, Timor Steffens, then 26, and model Kevin Sampaio, then 31.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">As well as being a worldwide singing phenomenon, Madonna is the mother to her six children.</p>
<p style="box-sizing: inherit; margin-bottom: 1rem; margin-top: 0px; color: #373a3c; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;">She raises Lourdes, David, Estere, Rocco, Mercy and Stelle while she balances her headlining music career in the limelight.</p><div id="faceo-1319976234" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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		<title>Straight women marry each other and sharing beds in order to keep their houses in the absence of husbands</title>
		<link>https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2019/12/09/straight-women-marry-each-other-and-sharing-beds-in-order-to-keep-their-houses-in-the-absence-of-husbands/</link>
		
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Dec 2019 07:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Straight women in Tanzania are marrying each other and even sharing beds in order to keep their houses in the [&#8230;]]]></description>
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</script></div><p>Straight women in Tanzania are marrying each other and even sharing beds in order to keep their houses in the absence of husbands, according to reports.</p>
<p>A centuries-old local tradition, called ‘nyumba ntobhu’ or ‘house of women’, has been given a modern revival by members of the Kurya tribe in remote villages in the north of the country.</p><div id="faceo-1306054635" class="faceo-content faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Under the tradition, a woman is permitted to marry a younger woman if she is widowed or her husband chooses to leave her. This means she can keep the family home which is jointly owned with the younger woman, despite a tribal law which dictates that only males can normally inherit property.</p>
<p>The younger woman is then able to take a male partner and potentially give birth to male heirs on the older woman&#8217;s behalf.</p><div id="faceo-1043959300" class="faceo-content_2 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>Increasing numbers of younger Kurya women are choosing to take the ‘house of women’ option in spite of their tribe’s traditionally patriarchal society. All 200 members of the local Kurya Tribal Council are male.</p><div id="faceo-1849170516" class="faceo-content_3 faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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<p>It is believed marriage between women is helping to reduce the risks of domestic abuse, child marriage and female genital mutilation (FGM) within the tribe which has more than 700,000 members.</p>
<p>In 2013, a survey by the country’s Ministry of Health and Social Welfare found that 45 per cent of women aged 15 to 49 had experienced sexual or physical violence in the home.</p>
<p>Mugosi Maningo and Anastasia Juma got married in June 2015, and say their union has given them more autonomy over their lives.</p>
<p>Ms Juma told the magazine her previous husband treated her “like a slave” when she was married at the age of 13.</p>
<p>“I didn’t trust men after that,” she said. “I certainly didn’t want another husband. Marrying a woman seemed the best solution.<br />
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<p>“Mugosi and I would like at least three more children to expand our family. The more children you have the richer you are.”</p>
<p>Another woman, Mugosi Isombe, said: “Nobody can touch us. If any men tried to take our property or hurt us, they would be punished by tribal elders because they have no rights over our household. All the power belongs to us.”</p>
<p>Disputes over paternal rights are said to be rare when &#8216;nyumba ntobhu&#8217; is enforced.</p>
<p>Human rights campaigners remain concerned about Tanzania’s attitudes to women, and it is estimated as many as 1,000 older women in the country are accused of witchcraft and killed every year in accordance with tradition.</p>
<p>Women and girls in the country continue to find it difficult to access formal education, as traditional attitudes force many to drop out of school and university to pursue domestic responsibilities.</p><div id="faceo-899002938" class="faceo-misso faceo-entity-placement"><!-- FomNew -->
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