“My Farts Kill Mosquitoes Within a 6-meter radius, I don’t Know how a mosquto Bite feels like”, – Ugandan Man says

UGANDA – Joe Rwamirama from Kampala, Uganda is cashing in on his unique and deadly farts that kill mosquitoes instantly.

Two big mosquito repellent companies are paying Joe millions to study his farts so they can convert them into a mosquito repellent product. Joe’s good fart can drop all flying insects not bigger than mosquitoes dead within a 6-meter radius.

Even as a small child growing up in a village in Uganda Joe’s farts were known and appreciated to a point where the local chief always took in young joe and live with him during malaria seasons. No one near joe had ever caught Malaria, Joe himself had no idea how a mosquito bite feels like.

“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly. I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes. Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it”. Laughs Joe who just turned 48 last week.

Scientists believe what happened to Joe is probably just some type of evolution mutation combination to survive malaria.