Sex in the Office? Here are Pros & Cons of Banging in the Office

I think everyone has fantasized about having sex in the office at some point in their lives. It’s a fantasy that most people can relate to, and that’s mostly because it’s something that can easily be done.

However, there are a number of different consequences that can go along with having sex in the office. Sure, you may have a good time and have a great story to tell, but is it really worth it? It is really worth losing your job or getting in serious trouble?

Why is sex in the office so hot?

We all know that having sex in the office is a great fantasy. That’s why there’s been so many porn videos made around that very idea. If you work in an office, chances are you’ve definitely thought about it before.

But why? The truth is, this fantasy is so hot because it’s one that so many people can relate to and can even make happen.

Fantasies that are so close to being a reality get people really worked up and excited – and that’s why having sex in the office is just so damn hot.

Is sex in the office really worth it?

If you just started a little interoffice romance and are fantasizing about having sex in the office, there maybe a few things running through your mind – and I’m not talking about whether or not you should have sex on the copier.

You may be thinking about the policies you could be breaking and whether or not you’ll get fired. Having sex in the office may be a really hot fantasy that might be the highlight of your entire sex life, but there are also a few things that you should think about before stripping down and boning on your office desk.

There are a lot of reasons your interoffice relationship may NOT be worth the risk. These should make you think twice before stripping down and getting it on at work.

1. You could lose your job. This is the worst reality that could happen if you really want to give having sex in the office a try. There are many, many companies that have policies regarding this being completely forbidden.

Having sex in the office is a huge liability for the company, and yes, doing it on top of that wooden desk may be hot, but it’ll also get you fired if you’re caught *or word gets out and eventually makes it to your boss*.

2. Your reputation could be tarnished. If your boss never finds out and you’re safe from being fired, your reputation may still be completely ruined. When your coworkers find out that you’ve had sex where they work, they’ll lose respect for you, and that is bad for your work environment.
3. You may lose out on a big promotion. If your boss catches wind of a rumor that you’ve been banging somewhere in the building, they’re going to lose respect for you as well, and that alone could cost you a big promotion.

You may have been perfect at doing the job and worked your ass off. But if you’ve been sleeping with someone AT the office, you can basically kiss it goodbye.

4. You’ll ruin the fantasy! Basically, you’ll be disappointed. The truth is that sometimes we build up these fantasies so much in our minds that we’re disappointed and upset when we finally get to live them out. Do you really want to ruin the best fantasy you’ve got?
5. It could affect you getting a job after you get fired or willingly leave. If you do end up getting fired for having sex at the office, or you leave on your own due to other reasons, it’ll be really hard for you to get another job – especially if you were fired.

Imagine your new employer calling up your ex-boss to ask why you got fired. I’m sure they’re not going to be very excited to hire someone that has sex in their office.

6. It will make your work environment less efficient. Having sex in the office will completely change how you see it. You may get distracted by thinking back to when you had sex there, and you won’t get nearly as much work done.
7. Your work environment could get awkward. If your co-workers know that you’re the person that’s been having sex in the office, things will get very awkward. They won’t want to work with someone they feel weird around.

Sex in the office may be your biggest fantasy, but are you ready to handle the risks involved, too? Decide for yourself if sex in the office is really worth it.