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Marry Me or Your Pen*s Stays Dead – Lady Tells her Ex-Boyfriend (See Whatsapp Convo)

A man who left his girlfriend after 7 years of dating and went for other girls has been given a tough option whether to make-up with his ex or have his penis dead.

Daily Sun reports that the heartbroken lady allegedly used some magic and locked the man’s penis after he broke up with him.

Nicholas Mofokeng (38) from Holomisa, Ekurhuleni, South Africa said he and his ex were lovey-dovey in the beginning. He’d even promised her marriage.

They started living together three years into the relationship. But Nicholas claimed his ex-girlfriend Lindiwe Zungu (33) started to show her true colours.

“She started to control me. She became my mum instead of being my girlfriend,” he said.

He said when he ended the relationship she was furious.

“She told me she’d go to the most powerful witcdoctor and lock my penis.

“I thought she was joking until I tried to sleep with my new girlfriend.”

Doctors told him he was probably stressed.

“When I tried to have sex again, my penis didn’t work,’ he said.

“I went to a witchdoctor, who told me my ex locked it.

“When I called her, she laughed and said I should marry her or else I won’t have sex for the rest of my life.”

Lindiwe told Daily Sun: “He wasted my time. I love him and he’s not going anywhere. I’m too old to start new relationships.”

Lindiwe said Nicholas’ penis belonged to her.

See the conversation between the two below

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