HOMOSEXUAL BABOON RETURN TO BULLY MEN

Males at Tshaulu village in South Africa are living in fright over a big male baboon that likes to fumble and bonk human males.

The baboon is said to have attacked more than six men in the past week and what’s battling the villagers is the fact that the baboon only attacks guys and does not hurt its victims but rather performs se_xual acts on the terrified victims and leaves.

One victim, George Chiunc said he was coming from the local shebeen when the baboon attacked him and pinned him down. “I thought it wanted to kill me but realized it was after my bum,” George said.

Five men were admitted to the hospital after experiencing acute a_ nal pain and fatigue.

Meanwhile, Doctors confirmed the men may have rectal cancer pending more in-depth tests.

The baboon, which has been nicknamed “Somizi” travels alone, according to animal behaviour specialist is a strange occurrence because baboons are known to travel in troops.

One specialist, Lizzie McKenzie said “the baboon might be an outcast and chased away from its troop. That is why it is traveling alone but as to the reason it’s attacking only males, it beats me. I have never seen that behavior in my 20 years in this field. She said